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mariagorawr:
(via thatjeffreykid)
My tumblarity fell from 174 to 25. Guess that means I should get posting. :\
“What about the children? What should they do now there’s nothing on the...”
– http://army.twit.tv/notice/334058
“@purplebox what is youtube snot loading?”
– http://army.twit.tv/notice/334040
WatchParrots aparently like death metal too.
“I used to work at an Arby’s. In the two years I worked there, the dumbest...”
– http://rinkworks.com/said/restaurants.shtml
“While ordering Chinese food to be delivered, I asked, as a joke, if the deep...”
– http://rinkworks.com/said/restaurants.shtml
Once when I went to McDonald’s, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
“We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter.
“You don’t?” I replied.
“We only have six, nine, or twelve,” was the reply.
“So I can’t order a half dozen...
“Is this for here or to go?”
– Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.
2 tags
I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long...
A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.
“Do you want onions on that?”
– A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.
“Parking for drive-through customers only.”
– A sign at a McDonald’s in California.
Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It... →
Hmm, good advise? →
Hmm.
thefrogman:
I’m just going to throw this out there. If you tag your tumblr as “humor”…it should contain humorous things from time to time. Not even a lot of humor…maybe a knock knock joke every 10th post or so. Like for instance… Knock knock. Who’s there? Tag Tag who? Tag your freaking blog properly or else I will mock you passive-aggressively in a tumblr post.
